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At least 50 years prior to the first "sasquatch" sightings,
the Desert Yeti legend was already firmly established in the
Sonoran desert. |
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As the story goes it
was in one of the wild monsoon storms that
frequently occur in the late summer around
Tucson, or thereabouts, wherein a man of
dubious regard was taking shelter under
some cacti of the local variety. Then, the
lightening struck and coursed through his
body, forever changing his appearance and
natural abilities. |
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The man, previously a cowpoke who'd gotten
lost during a cattle run, now awoke to find himself stretched
half again as tall as he'd been before the electrical surge,
and near on half as wide. And, odder still, with even the
slightest movement the man's appearance went blurry right
before his eyes. Surely due to some sort of
continuing/residual cellular disruption caused by the
lightening. |
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Knowing he could never
return to live with normal people, he hid
his shame in the deserts of the southwest,
traveling from Arizona to California and
even up to Nevada, never staying very long
in any one locale. |
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From that day until the
present, the Desert Yeti has existed and
propagated his species by stealing women and
mating with them, holding them hostage until
they've delivered their yeti babes, which
always kills the women due to the great
length and head size of the children when
they are born. All the children born have
the unnatural properties of their progenitor
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At first, the Desert Yeti had free reign in it's territories,
but as evolution has taught us time and again, never take
anything for granted. A predator of Yetis was born in those
early years. The wild wiener dog of the west. It's pattern of
hunting was to wait patiently in the branches of trees or
cacti and then drop down on the unsuspecting Yeti. It is these
wiener dogs that have kept the Yeti population down and
further made it more difficult to find them. |
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